Used the last of Jack’s rum to make a smoke signal. I do hope he doesn’t notice when he wakes up…
(via misselizabethswann)
WHAT IS THIS?
What’s wrong with my gym clothes?
(via -karensmith)
That they are still attached to your body and not on my bedroom floor.
GRETCHEN CAN’T SIT WITH US ANYMORE AFTER SHE PULLED ALL THAT SHIT.
She can sit with with us at the mathletes table. ;)
If she treats me extra nice I’ll save her a seat on my lap.
WHO WANTS TO COME INTO THE CHAMBER OF SMUT?
(via salazar-slytherin-)
Does this place allow you to rap and calculate at the same time?
Thinking of gatecrashing Regina George’s next party.
MY RAPPIN’ IS KOALITY.
4 words better than ‘I love you,’
My dick; Suck it.
food will be free
(via officialtripz)
Pants are always optional.
miley cyrus is dead
You’re completely mad, bonkers.
Free cookies. All day.
tom hanks is here.
^^^^
Spanish National Football Team.
I Am Misha Collins.
john and hank green.
Bieber is no more.
The Boy Who Lived.
Why do you live?
Because I’m Chuck Bass.
My shoes, there red :^)
morgan freeman is narrating.
Rum and saucy wenches.
James Bond the third.
this is why the weasels are no longer allowed in
Let ginger teen into your after school supervised activity, and the bitch steals your spotlight.
